Should You Join a Gym – a mathematical answer
By Bruce Wade
To exercise or not to exercise? The answer is YES, but where to exercise is the better question. Should you join a gym?
We now have a mathematical solution that will put any doubt out of your mind and give you an unbiased, unemotional correct answer. And maybe save you a whole bunch of moola.
Just use this simple formula:
F = the amount of kg you need to lose to reach your ideal weight
S = Marital status: 1 = married or repressed, 5 for dating, 10 for swinging single
T = How tired are you: 1 – 10, 10 being almost dead most of the day
M = Minutes it would take to get from home to the gym
C = How important non-gym activities are to you: 1 – 10, 10 being on your way to give birth
D = How many days have you worked out in the last week
If Gym is greater than 1 you need to join a gym and get involved in a training programme now.
Now you have no excuse
